Out of the blue, a woman asked her husband, "if I die, will you remarry?"
"You're not gonna die."
"But what if I do? Everybody dies eventually. Answer the question."
"Well, in theory, I suppose I could get married again, yes."
The woman gasps in disbelief. "Well! Who would you marry?"
"Nobody, like I said, you're not going to die."
"No, you said you would get married again! And I suppose she'd live in
his house here with you!"
"Well, there wo
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