A cranky older woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.

She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.

She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.

When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.

The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches you old fool."

The judge then asked why she

Dream Wife - Social Lubrication (2023)

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Artist: Dream Wife
Album: Social Lubrication
Released: 2023
Style: Indie Rock, Punk Rock, Dream Pop
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Dream Wife – Kick In The Teeth
02. Dream Wife – Who Do You Wanna Be?
03. Dream Wife – Hot (Don’t Date A Musician)
04. Dream Wife – Social Lubrication
05. Dream Wife – Mascara
06. Dream Wife – Leech
07. Dream Wife – I Want You
08. Dream

“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.

The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: “Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!’?”

With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favourite chocolates arrived.

Later