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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
Well, yesterday afternoon...
I waded along the edge of a lake,
drank eight beers,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand,
and took four leaks behind big trees.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,You must be one
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