Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." 

She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." 

The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." 

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you g

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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God

She asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth! Since she had

A guy is driving around the back woods of MONTANA and he sees a sign
 in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: Talking Dog for Sale. He
 rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
 backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
 Labrador Retriever just sitting there.
 
 'You talk?' he asks.
 
 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
 
 After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says,
 'So, what's your story?'
 
 The Lab looks up

Talking To Turtles - And What’s on Your Mind (2023)

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Artist: Talking To Turtles
Album: And What’s on Your Mind
Released: 2023
Style: Indie Folk
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
1. I’m a Pretender (3:18)
2. Grapefruit Knife (2:40)
3. We Went to the Moon (3:34)
4. Answers Dot Com (3:58)
5. The Party Is Over (3:36)
6. What’s on Your Mind (3:40)
7. Stevie (3:23)
8. Worst of Both Worlds (3:42)
9. I’m Stick

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Modern Talking - Studio albuns - Vinyl-Rip (1985-1999) FLAC

Album info:

Genre: Euro-House/Synth-Pop
Total Size: 11.70 GB
Quality: Recording format : 24/192
Distribution format : 24/192 - Lossless - Vinyl-Rip - Audio #0 : FLAC at 5 902 kb/s
Infos : 2 channels, 192 kHz

Tracklist:

1985 The First Album
1985 Let's Talk About Love
1986 Ready For Romance
1986 In The Middle Of Nowhere
1987 Romant

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Modern talking - Discography (1985-2017) MP3

Album info:

Released:1985-2017
band:Modern talking
Album:Discography (1985-2017)
Genre: Disco
Time:1211
Format:MP3
Bit rate:320kbps
The size:2.08 GB

Tracklist:

1985 - The First Album (The 1st Album)
01. You're My Heart, You're My Soul
02. You Can Win If You Want
03. There's Too Much Blue In Missing You
04. Diamonds Never Made A Lady
05. The Night Is Mine
06. Do You