Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
    It happened again the next week!

    The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected & saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.
    This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

    "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.