Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.


It?s weird being the same age as old people.


Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.


Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.


It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.


Marriage Counselor: "Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true"?
Him: "To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers."

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?”
Being I'm a senior  citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.
He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the li

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
 
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.  The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
 
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn." 
 
Dad says, "What?  At your age I didn't even know what porn was."  The robot slaps the father.
 
Mom laughs and says,

People are getting fed up with all the useless tech in their cars

For the first time in 28 years of JD Power’s car owner survey, there is a consecutive year-over-year decline in satisfaction, with most of the ire directed toward in-car infotainment.

If you’ve ever let out a string of curses while fumbling to control your car’s air conditioning because it’s buried under several

19,000 people have been evacuated as a wildfire rages on the Greek island of Rhodes

ATHENS, Greece — Some 19,000 people have been evacuated from the Greek island of Rhodes as wildfires continued burning for a sixth day on three fronts, Greek authorities said on Sunday.

The Ministry of Climate Change and Civil Protection said it was "the largest evacuation

Tool lets people get back to websites, Meta says – but also lets it use that history for advertising

Facebook is rolling out a new tool that lets it track the links users click on.

The new system, called “link history”, is a catalogue of websites that people have visited within Facebook. That is stored in one location and visitors can navigate back to it to see where they have clicked.

Facebook is marketing the new feature as a way of storing links that might otherwise be lost or forgot

Dominum - Hey Living People (2023)

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Artist: Dominum
Album: Hey Living People
Released: 2023
Style: Power Metal
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Immortalis Dominum
02. Danger Danger
03. Hey Living People
04. Cannibal Corpses
05. Patient Zero
06. We All Taste the Same
07. Frankenstein
08. You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
09. Better Shoot Yourself
10. Half Alive
11. The Chosen Ones
12. Bad Guy (Bonus Track

Emanuel Harrold - We da People (2023)

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Artist: Emanuel Harrold
Album: We da People
Released: 2023
Style: Soul
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
1. I Think (5:45)
2. We da People (4:01)
3. See (3:43)
4. Brighter Day (5:49)
5. Fight Harder (5:33)
6. Good Word (5:16)
7. Shine Light (6:17)
8. Mr. Brew (3:45)

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Dayglow - People In Motion (2022)

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Artist: Dayglow
Album: People In Motion
Released: 2022
Style: Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Dayglow – Second Nature
02. Dayglow – Radio
03. Dayglow – Then It All Goes Away
04. Dayglow – Deep End
05. Dayglow – Stops Making Sense
06. Dayglow – How Do You Know?
07. Dayglow – Someone Else
08. Dayglow – Like She Does
09. Dayglow – Turn Around
10. Dayglow – Talking To Li