Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Old Lady: I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady: He s

Elderly Lady Golfer


An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?”

No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot.

Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m.”

He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.

The elderly woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.

They roll

Twisted Insane & Lady Insane - Love After Lockup (2023)

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Artist: Twisted Insane & Lady Insane
Album: Love After Lockup
Released: 2023
Style: Hip-Hop, Pop Rap
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Fresh Out (Skit)
02.Outside
03. Burnt
04. Rap Like This
05. F.A.F.O
06. Petro
07. Craig Monson
08. Better
09. Feelin My Shit
10. I Don’t Die
11. Body
12. Freaky Friday
13. The Devil In Me
14. Lift
15. Love

Melanie - Autumn Lady (2024)

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Artist: Melanie
Album: Autumn Lady
Released: 2024
Style: Folk, Country, Singer-Songwriter
Format: MP3 320Kbps

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01. Hearing The News (5:57)
02. Seeds (4:00)
03. Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right (5:57)
04. The Other Side of This Life (3:33)
05. Will you love me tomorrow? (2:54)
06. Bitter Bad (2:30)
07. Ooh Child (Long Version

Lovage - Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By (2001)

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Artist: Lovage
Album: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
Released: 2001
Style: Trip-Hop | Downtempo
Format: MP3 320Kbps

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01. Ladies Love Chest Rockwell
02. Pit Stop (Take Me Home)
03. Anger Management
04. Everyone Has a Summer
05. To Catch a Thief
06. Lies and Alibis
07.

Desert Smoke Ritual - Lady of the Desert (2025)

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Artist: Desert Smoke Ritual
Album: Lady of the Desert
Year: 2025
Style: Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
1. Dreams of the East (03:34)
2. Breathing Cycle (02:15)
3. Smoking Serenity (03:32)
4. Lady of the Desert (03:41)
5. Journey Through Time (03:02)
6. Desert Horizon (03:07)
7. Echoing Spirits (02:11)
8. Reflections of the Cosmic Past (04:10)
9. Summo