Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is

So this guy gets sent to prison for the first time. And he's in line for lunch and one of the inmates shouts out "NUMBER 22!" and the whole cafeteria breaks out into laughter. So the new guy asks the person next to him what the heck that was all about.

"Well you see, between us all, we only know a certain number of jokes. And we've all told them to each other so many times that we just assigned them all numbers to save us the trouble of telling them."

Now, naturally, the new guy wants to f

New debut album by Norwegian band Seeb (songs are in English with many additional and varied artists). Seems quite a good album from a brief play-through.

Tracklist

01 - Run It Up
02 - Unfamiliar
03 - Feel It Again
04 - Last Dance
05 - Sad In Scandinavia
06 - Don't You Wanna Play
07 - Sleepwalk
08 - Colourblind
09 - Drink About
10 - Grip
11 - Fade Out
12 - Safe Zone
13 - The Things You Do
14 - Why Change
15 - Numbers
16 - Free To Go
17 - Whiteout
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The Tribe of Hackers series continues, sharing what CISSPs, CISOs, and other security leaders need to know to build solid cybersecurity teams and keep organizations secure. Dozens of experts and influential security specialists reveal their best strategies for building, leading, and managing information security within organizations. Tribe of Hackers Security Leaders follows the same bestselling format as the original Tribe of Hackers, but with

Scene: With a patient in my medical exam room

Doc: How old are your kids?
Patient: Forty-four and 39 from my wife who passed away, and from my second wife, 15 and 13.
Doc: That’s quite the age difference!
Patient: Well, the older ones didn’t give me any grand kids, so I made my own.

So I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"
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I said "Na, you're just pullin' my leg!"

BLACK SHARK 4

The Black Shark 4 features a 6.67-inch full HD+ AMOLED display with a 144Hz screen refresh rate, up to 720Hz touch sampling rate, and 1300nits peak brightness. Unlike previous Black Shark phones, which have always used a top-of-the-line Snapdragon processor, the standard Black Shark 4 is opting for the Qualcomm Snapdragon 870 SoC, a higher clocked variant of the Snapdragon 865. The device comes in four memory configurations: 6GB + 128GB, 8GB + 128GB, 12GB + 128GB and 12GB + 256G

Disney's price hike is par for the course as Netflix implemented a similar increase late last year. The good news is that it's only $1 more per month, and with new content coming online at a steady pace, there's still plenty of value to be had.
Disney in late 2020 said that in March 2021, it would be increasing the price of its Disney+ subscription service. Let this be a friendly reminder that the price hike is now upon us.

Starting March 26, a standard Disney+ subscription will command $7.9

You might still be reeling from the news that personal information from 533 million facebook accounts has been made freely available online.

But now there’s another huge batch of people’s data floating around the web — including data from LinkedIn, the Microsoft-owned social network confirmed. And the potential scope of the leak is huge: an individual selling the