I asked a supermarket employee where they kept the canned peaches.
He said, "I'll see," and walked away.
I asked another and he also said, "I'll see," and walked away.
In the end I gave up and found them myself, in Aisle C.



What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?  Bernadette.



I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places.  He told me to stop going to those places.



What do you call the wife of a hippie?  A Mississippi.



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