A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 
 
 
          At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi
 announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation,
 that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No
 one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.

 Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Newton and
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Shit Present - What Still Gets Me (2023)

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Artist: Shit Present
Album: What Still Gets Me
Released: 2023
Style: Pop Punk
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Shit Present – Cram the Page
02. Shit Present – Fuck It
03. Shit Present – Voice in Your Head
04. Shit Present – More To Lose
05. Shit Present – Unravelling
06. Shit Present – The Pain
07. Shit Present – Way I’d Like
08. Shit Present – What Still Gets M

Fugitive - Nobody Gets out Alive (2023)

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Artist: Fugitive
Album: Nobody Gets out Alive
Released: 2023
Style: Hard Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Anything Is Possible
02. Raised On Rock 2.0
03. Not Guilty
04. Guilty As Charged
05. Loco Moto
06. One Year Straight
07. A Journey's Prayer
08. Back In Business
09. Freakshow
10. Show Me The Way
11. Raised On Rock

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Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to him and says:

“Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?”

The old man looks at him and says: “Depends. What type of game?”

The professor goes on to explain the game:

“Taking turns, we’ll ask each other one question at a time. If the other knows the answer, the asker gives him one dollar, and if he doesn’t, he gives one dollar to the asker. Want to play?”

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Patient Sixty-Seven - What If It Never Gets Better (2024)

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Artist: Patient Sixty-Seven
Album: What If It Never Gets Better
Released: 2024
Style: Metalcore / Post-Hardcore
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge
02. Hibbertia
03. No Place (feat. Aaron Gillespie of Underoath)
04. Mare's Nest
05. Shed My Skin
06. Out of Sight, Out of My Mind

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