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Author: BerbQ - Replies: 0 - Views: 1078
A bear walks into a bar
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
Author: BerbQ - Replies: 0 - Views: 1071
Patient in a medical exam room.
Scene: With a patient in my medical exam room

Doc: How old are your kids?
Patient: Forty-four and 39 from my wife who passed away, and from my second wife, 15 and 13.
Doc: That’s quite the age difference!
Patient: Well, the older ones didn’t give me any grand kids, so I made my own.
Author: Sweet_Jenkins - Replies: 3 - Views: 2654
I was in bed with a blind girl
So I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"
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I said "Na, you're just pullin' my leg!"
Author: Sweet_Jenkins - Replies: 0 - Views: 1534
Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible.
After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?"

Barack says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it." "And then...importantly...A genie came out." "The genie said I could have...3 wishes."

For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted.

For my second wish, I said "Like all patr
Author: Sweet_Jenkins - Replies: 0 - Views: 1383
A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening
A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening... suddenly, the Devil himself pops up in front of him and whispers, "Take all the money in your wallet, go to this casino, and put them on the number 27!"


The man is first shocked, then becomes curious, and quickly yields, goes to the casino, puts all the money on 27 and wins!

Excited he exists the casino and meets the Devil again. The latter is silent for a moment and then says again, "Take all your money - all that you've won - go insi
Author: Bl4ckCyb3rEnigm4 - Replies: 0 - Views: 1592
[packt] Hands-On Microsoft Teams: A practical guide to enhancing enterprise
[Image: https://i.imgur.com/CXhzYnj.png]
Key Features
  • Interactive approach to learn the key concepts of Teams and its implementation in modern workplace
  • Discover tips and techniques for extending Teams to meet your business requirements
  • Integrate Teams with various Microsoft services such as PowerShell, SharePoint, PowerApps, and Power Automate
Book Description
Microsoft Teams is a platform for unified communication in modern workplaces. It not onl
Author: JimmyLauChan - Replies: 0 - Views: 2485
Crypto Long & Short: Coinbase Going Public Isn’t Selling Out – It’s the Start of a Lo
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https://www.coindesk.com/if-bitcoin-starts-closing-below-the-50-day-sma-it-may-mean-deeper-pullback-ahead

After a dramatic week in which the crypto industry’s eyes were on Coinbase’s Nasdaq debut, it’s time to step back and reflect. Plenty of pixels and airtime has already been beamed. Plenty of analysis has been performed about the valuation and growth outlook. But not enough has been said about what I think is the long game.
Some have wondered if Brian Armstrong, Coinbase’s CE
Author: Soul Rider - Replies: 7 - Views: 3638
Have you been Hacked? A few things to help you check
A new day, a new data breach.

Facebook and LinkedIn (which says the latest incident was a “scrape,” not a “breach”) are just two of dozens of recent examples of our precious passwords falling into the wrong hands.

Whether it's an email service, an online store account or even a service designed to keep our passwords safe, no site or service is immune.
When it happens, our Spidey senses go off and we go into panic mode, imagining all the terrible things that might happen if a hacker gets
Author: f724d23534 - Replies: 0 - Views: 1188
A JOKE (not for the faint of heart)
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL 10 FLIES AT ONCE?
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SLAPING A SOMALIAN CHILD
Author: bebb - Replies: 0 - Views: 1111
Not many women bring a tear
But she does, Beth and Joe live