Hello guest, if you read this it means you are not registered. Click here to register in a few simple steps, you will enjoy all features of our Forum.
Rules have been updated! Here

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

[-]
Tags
dysphoria gender

GENDER DYSPHORIA
#1
Things are getting complicated in the gender field these days.  Here’s
a handy guide.  Hope this helps clarify things for you.


You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.


1)  Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.


2)  Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again.  It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.


3)  A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


4)  A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.


5)  Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.


6)  A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.


7)  A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


9)  A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


10)  A Remote Control is Female.  Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
you?  But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps trying!
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)