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COFFEE and TESTICLES - bebb - 02-16-2023
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
RE: COFFEE and TESTICLES - gugtenterf - 03-04-2023
it sounded familiar (not that I lost my balls)
RE: COFFEE and TESTICLES - acidwww - 03-05-2023
lol.. stand around drinking coffee and scratching balls.. thats wat i do everyday at work!
RE: COFFEE and TESTICLES - free897 - 09-13-2023
where i can apply?
RE: COFFEE and TESTICLES - snowt - 09-09-2025
lmao although the coffee bit is for sure true
RE: COFFEE and TESTICLES - rossprime - 01-14-2026
That's discrimination, maybe guy wares fake balls to feel included.